Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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