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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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