Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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