I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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