new low.... made out with someone while peeing
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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