I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
