i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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