Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I skipped work to stalk him.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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