why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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