Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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