Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Randomize