what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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