What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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