Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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