Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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