i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
that may or may not have been my penis.
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