i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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