Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
