brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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