I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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