i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
