I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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