what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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