It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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