Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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