If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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