Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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