id be glad to
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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