I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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