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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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