check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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