Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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