Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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