we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
