I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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