dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Oh god it's open bar.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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