i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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