is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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