I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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