dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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