But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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