I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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