I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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