Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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