Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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