I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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