And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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