Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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