I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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