So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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