I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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