pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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