It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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