so explain again why im purple
no
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Acid is not a monday night drug
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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