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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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