3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
