I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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