goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
smell my finger.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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